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The Offseason

I wish each and every one of you an incredible summer filled with thrills and happiness, safety, as...

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In or Out?

It hadn't dawned on me until quite recently that I've now pretty much split my time in skydiving...

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Viewer Mail

Online Reprint Originally printed in issue #61 (January 2015) of Blue Skies Magazine. Buy a reprint...

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Pervert

Well let’s face it, the word pervert certainly isn't a word that most of us skydivers haven't heard...

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Fear Factor

Fear is something everyone on Earth has experience with; every person, big or small, young or old...

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Aerial Ink

Online Reprint Originally printed in issue #38 (December 2012) of Blue Skies Magazine. Buy a...

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TSA Two-Step

"Sir, is this your bag?" I smiled my best condescending smile and said, "No, actually it's not.”...

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F**k (NSFW)

Online Reprint Originally printed in issue #31 (May 2012) of Blue Skies Magazine. Buy a reprint of...

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Drugs

Raise your hands if you’re a skydiver who hasn’t done any type of drug … Alright, I see 23 hands...

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Blown Away

Online Reprint Originally printed in issue #18 (March 2011) of Blue Skies Magazine. Buy a reprint...

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Alien Attack

If you’re tired of the Brit or the South African banging all the hot chicks ‘cause they’ve got the...

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Changes in latitude

Once again, there’s a change coming on. You can feel in the Chicago morning air as those...

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Clouds

Reason #64 not to punch clouds: Deadly killer Ninja’s live in clouds. You might startle them...

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Growing Pains

As Chicagoland Skydiving Center makes its transition from it’s longtime home in Hinckley...