Is it really time for this rigamaroll already?
Yes. Sure. Whatever. Also that question wasn’t a question so here’s the real reader question: Tell Santa what he should bring you for Christmahannukwanzadan.
Just not Festivus because that would defile the anti-commercialism of that sacred day. And that still wasn’t a question. Sue me, it’s hard to be coherent with this war on Christmahannukwanzadan raging.
Selected responses will be printed in the December 2017 issue (i96) of Blue Skies Mag. We edit lightly for clarity and/or style. You can also email responses to me, firstname.lastname@example.org. Respond with the exact name you’d like us to use in print please.