Resolutions for the End of the World

The Mayan calendar finished one of its great cycles in December 2012. This simple fact fueled countless theories about the end of the world on the 21st. Many people believe this was to be the date of the “No shit, this one’s real” apocalypse. Could this have really been the end of the world? Could it have been a global plague? Nuclear war? Asteroid strike? Perhaps even the dreaded zombie apocalypse? Could one of these really have been the end of Planet Earth? That thought stressed a whole lot of terribly unstable people right the fuck out, just as I’m sure it will the next time …