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Photo by William Mitchell

"Caption me!" Photo by William Mitchell.

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  • http://www.skydivenews.nl Koos

    He: will you marry me?!
    she: NO!

  • Emily

    This is a nonsmoking dropzone! You’ve been warned!

  • normiss

    Oh my God! He DID find out I slept with his girlfriend!

  • Ron Whitehead

    Warren “Marry me”. Her “hell no”

    • http://www.blueskiesmag.com Lara

      You know, we just now realized that’s Warren. Ha! Makes it that much better.

  • Perry Sheldon

    Heeeeeer’s Johnny!

  • http://facebook Lenny

    Look out!!!Spot the attack dog is loose.

  • http://www.supportskydivers.org Eric Lubow

    I’m gonna git you sucka!

  • Jim Julson

    “Get outta the way of that porta potty woman…I gots ta go!

  • Greg

    IT’S NOW YOUR NEVER……BABY!! tuck and ROLL!!

  • Jimbo

    YOU SAID YOU WERE ON THE PILL!!!

  • John

    Promise it will be quicker than the nooner!

  • Shawn

    Headline “Skydiver finds rabbit hole to wonderland.” In other news “A rabbid dog has leg fetish.” More in the evening news.

  • David

    “Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!”

  • http://www.teamfastasfuck.com Chris

    Lucky is at it again! Damn swooper chasing mutt!

  • Nicola Bagnoli

    “The sign said ‘No Farting on the Plane!’”

  • Big Bill T

    I thought I told you to wait in the truck!

  • Greg Kaps

    Swoop and chug? I thought you said “swoop and hug”.

  • Shooter

    “I shoulda stayed in Hawaii!!”

  • Roland the Different

    Honey…. I’m hommmmmmme…..

  • kdsmatrix

    How to bring the Hawaian spirit back to the south… Aloha mother f*#*ers.

  • http://www.jumpraeford.com Chuck Blue

    “get out of the way, Motherfuckers! Someone stole one of my pant legs!”

  • thewrench

    How dare you show dressed like Bret Michaels…. he’s not even out of the hospital yet!

  • Trish

    “Excuse me…Pardon me…Excuse me…How you doin’?!”

  • Wes

    I wish they quit moving the pond on me!!!!!!!!!!

  • Duncan

    A remarkable day here at the Special Olympics.

  • Tim C

    WHAT, i thought you said she was naked!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/titaniumlegs Titaniulegs

    “I’m gonna get a date if it kills me … and the date!”

  • Michael Romero

    Warren: Kamikazee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Will Turner

    (swooper thinking to himself)”damn that’s an ugly bitch!!”

  • andy ross

    Clearly hes after a hotdog!!

  • keith

    in theaters now. PUPPET MASTER VI: The Attack of Bret Micheals

  • Jorge

    Bitch! I told you I’d find you… Where’s my money?!?!?

  • jason

    Warren’s understanding of the term “swooping” was vastly incorrect, force many spectators, both male and female, to flee in order to retain their “purity”.

  • Peter

    (Swooper) “Hey, how’ve ya been??”

    (Chick) “I’ve been pretty good, how bout yourself?”

    (Swooper) “Oh, I’m doing allr-” BAM!!! pizza puff.

    ….Ahhhhhhhh yeah….

  • Bam

    Warren: I should have done this jump in my birthday suit!
    Dog: he farted in my face!
    Woman: I didn’t tell anyone… I swear!
    Crowd: oooohhhhh… We don’t see this kind of stuff where we are from.

  • Danny lux

    I’m Winning!

  • Sean

    Him: “You gave me what!?!”
    Her: “Im outta here!!”

  • Bob

    “Her stalker has gone to new heights in his attempt to get her attention”

  • Pete Wood

    The Milk Tray man never missed like this, would a suit have made this look better?

  • Allen Heitz

    Her: I told him to swoop the pond from north to south not east to west.

    Him: Why is everyone standing on the wrong side of the pond.

  • Mitch

    I’ve got it under control, no need to run. By the way whats your name chickie.

  • misha

    “clear the way!!! this dog has been following me since 2400ft!!!”

  • Gary Murray

    I have something better for you to suck on and it there is free protein supplement too!!

  • T.L. Koerber

    Jerry, really had no concept of distance between the roof and the ground,..but he felt a shute would increase his chances of survival!

  • Gary Murray

    Here’s Johnny -Run Forrest Run!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tony-Bilau/1051983575 Tony Bilau

    AHHHHHHH It’s a chupacabra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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